ROAD TRIP CONFESSIONALS

[thewinemom]

TIMELINE:
It's the days after the purple worm incident. The beautiful Fantasy Australia scenery is composed of dirt, some embarrassing shrubs, and a whoooooole lot of despair. It's gonna be a looooooong drive to the temple if we don't figure out some way to pass the time!

What does that mean?

It means: It's time to get to know each other, assholes!

Post a top level so your party members can approach you with their probing personal questions!

Respond to other people's top levels with your probing personal questions!

Mix! Mingle! Make friends!

Comments

[strictlystrigidae]

"You're right. Let's try staking you anyway and see if I can learn about it."

Yeah he's walking over.

[daddyissuesdrow]

He flips the bird.




He flips a second bird.




He stands up on the car and continues flipping birds.

[strictlystrigidae]

Better roll to dodge, asswipe, because Gorudak just pitched that stake like a javelin and it just whizzed dangerously close to the right side of your head.

[daddyissuesdrow]

O, Varis dodges. Mostly he just tilts his head to the side, but still. He hadn't been expecting that.

"WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!? You could have put my fucking eye out! I already can't see jack shit out here most of the time, what the fuck would I do if I only had one fucking eye!? Don't just whip shit around like that, you absolute fucknut!"

[thewinemom]

"Hey, do you mind keeping it down? The worms are trying to sleep."

Here is a Nin to threadjack. Don't mind her, she's just on her way to help Velo build up the camp fire.

[daddyissuesdrow]

Oh yeah worms. Varis shuts up immediately, but he points at Gorudak like it's all clearly his fault.

[thewinemom]

Fantasy Jesus CHRIST, this boy is noisy. Nin rolls her eyes at Varis before turning away to go back to important camp-setting-up activities.

[strictlystrigidae]

Gorudak merely snorts in Varis' direction.

"If you insist on running your mouth, retrieve that stake and help me set up the rest of the tents."

That said, Gorudak grabs another tent bundle and goes to start setting up.

[daddyissuesdrow]

He grumbles some bullshit, but ultimately jumps off the car and chases the stake down before returning to Gorudak with it.

"Where's the other hammer? We have another hammer, right?"

[strictlystrigidae]

Gorudak hands his own hammer over and holds the stake in place for Varis to strike. He doesn't give any instruction, he just waits for Varis to act and see what he does.

[daddyissuesdrow]

HE SMACKS GORUDAK IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH THE HAMMER no he doesnt

Varis takes the hammer, but doesn't start just smacking shit with it right away. He takes a quick look around the area, making note of where the fire's being built and where other tents are already set up, and actually nudges Gorudak's hand a bit to prompt him to move the steak a little further away.

"You know I can hold that myself, right? I've spent most of my life living out of tents, I know how to set one up."

[strictlystrigidae]

"Then I trust you won't strike my hand accidentally while I hold the stake."

His response is gruff as he moves the stake a little further away as per Varis' instructions.

"For someone who preaches about how happy to be with the group he is, you seem to shy away from teamwork."

[daddyissuesdrow]

"Accidentally no, but I'm tempted to do it on purpose."

Not really, he isn't. We wouldn't want Naeris to have to waste a spell slot on mending his stupid hand, now would we.

"And what is this, lecture time? I don't shy away from shit."